Short term car insurance and chicks

Short Term Car Insurance and Chicks

If it weren’t for short term car insurance, I’d have to purchase a full insurance policy to cover my 1975 Pinto wagon. As most people are aware, Pinto wagons are one of the most sought after collector cars in the world. The powerful inline 4 cylinder engine puts out nearly 100 horsepower and the exterior beauty attracts super-models like flies on honey. I can’t begin to tell you how many models have told me “nice car” while I pose beside the wagon in strategically placed locations. Sometimes they even seem to smirk when they tell me so. Maybe it’s me, maybe it’s the wagon – it’s hard to tell sometimes. I try to wear one of my many leisure suits that match the time period of the Pinto and I think that really makes the hot chicks swoon.

I found the Pinto sitting in an old barn in the Midwest a couple of years ago. I took out an equity line on my condo I owned in a swinging singles building. Well, I thought it was a single’s community but it turned out to be a senior’s building. Either way, there’s tons of single women walking around the complex and I especially like to attend the morning yoga session in the rec room. Dozens of sexy seniors line up in tight leotards showing off their stretching skills, all trying their best to attract my attention. It turns out that I’m the only male on the premises, as all the husbands have died off.

I took the equity line money ($50,000) and brought the car to an “auto artist” that specializes in restoring old Pintos. The $50,000 barely covered the cost to make the car like new again and I ended up getting some short term car insurance (You can buy short term car insurance at http://www.insuranceshortterm.co.uk in the UK) to save a little dough. The chicks don’t know I only have a short term car insurance policy and I don’t think I’ll tell them.

I’m thinking about having some of the “sexy seniors” pose next to my car for a calendar. Hot chicks and Pintos sell well, for sure. My short term car insurance is about to expire and I can use the money from calendar sales to pay for a new policy. The problem will be which beauties to pick for this fabulous opportunity. I’ll probably choose the ones that look best in a thong bikini. I know it’s sexist, but I need to keep my Pinto insured and looking good!.

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